Belmont/Belmont will fight for freedom

(SAN FRANCISCO) Veronica Belmont made the stunning announcement this week that she will select herself as her running mate. "Who is more qualified?" she asked. Belmont will join herself as the Vice Presidential candidate fighting for all the same values.

Earlier this year, bowing to the constant politcal pressure on the Internet, Veronica Belmont declared freedom from the bickering stating, "I'll stab my eye out with a fork!". This was a clear call the likes of which have not been heard since the third delay of Spore.

Those in the know understood her words meant she would challenge the field for the Presidency of the United States in 2008. While Belmont is not above the minimum age of 35, she hopes to have a constitutional ammendment fast-tracked by November to allow her election to stand.

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What people are saying

Bipartisanship
" She also wanted to buy a puppy, so she like dogs too! "

Service
"Don't forget her extensive CoD military career, and she spent quite a while fighting for the freedom of Azeroth from that evil Alliance."

Experience
"Her extensive executive leadership in Buzztown, Mahalo-land and Tekzilla Nation are unparalelled."